Pretend Duchy's Just A Cornish Beer

While we're on the subject of small European principalities losing their rulers, if we were Fausta Morganati and Cesare Gasperoni of top obscure-Grand-Prix-host San Marino or Hans-Adam II of Liechtenstein we'd be watching out for boney robe-wearers rather carefully right now.

And yes, Duchy is a rather fine Cornish beer, although it is a tad timid for our tastes. Better by far the dementia-prompting of the mighty Hicks Special Draft.