Woody Allen Must Die

...Or at least the vision of Brooklyn he put foward in Annie Hall. We were looking for someone apart from Marty Markowitz who still held to the weird 1950's vision of Brooklyn, and then along came the Chicago Tribune's Alan Solomon. Where on earth must he have picked up this preposterously outdated vision of our fair Burg? Aaaah...

"'The Dodgers were following a trend,' says Brooklyn borough president Marty Markowitz, who at 61 is old enough to remember. 'It was very sad. But that was then.'"