Friday, June 25, 2004

Brookie bashing

Lukey D.'s quite obviously biased cuttlefish-dissing site has the Brooklyn Bridge as the number three bridge of all time, behind the rather insipid Sydney Bridge. This despite the fact that Sydney is quite plainly a rather simple minded scam to sell more opera tickets, and as a structure is rather derivative of the Tyne Bridge. The Tyne Bridge takes you to Gateshead. Whoopy Do. In fact, the only bridge that comes close to the mighty Brooklyn Bridge is the Humber Bridge, and that only because it beat the Verrazano Bridge in a fair fight, and even then it only makes it to number 2. So don't go ranking bridges when you don't have yer foundations. M'K?


At 3:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suck my dappler New York pavement kisser. Humber 1, Sydney 2, and now for you insolence, Clifton Suspension Bridge 3. Your weblog smells of kebab.

Hank Cheesepipe

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Luke from The Rapture said...

I like the Williamsburg bridge.

At 8:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Presumably the Freudian element of 'my bridge is bigger than yours' is not lost on you.


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