Brookie bashing

Lukey D.'s quite obviously biased cuttlefish-dissing site has the Brooklyn Bridge as the number three bridge of all time, behind the rather insipid Sydney Bridge. This despite the fact that Sydney is quite plainly a rather simple minded scam to sell more opera tickets, and as a structure is rather derivative of the Tyne Bridge. The Tyne Bridge takes you to Gateshead. Whoopy Do. In fact, the only bridge that comes close to the mighty Brooklyn Bridge is the Humber Bridge, and that only because it beat the Verrazano Bridge in a fair fight, and even then it only makes it to number 2. So don't go ranking bridges when you don't have yer foundations. M'K?