They Call Him The Puppeteer...He Seems To Be Obsessed With...Time.

Line from the trailer for Mindhunters, a piece of cinema so awful-looking it silenced the obnoxious hipsters sat behind us. We were waiting to see Sin City, and suggest you do likewise, if only to catch the trailer for The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy. Although the filumn itself is sexy enough, and reminds us of the sort of bloody cartoon vengeance we have in mind when we hope that someone gets "chopped up".

Er... congratulations to our future sovereign Prince Charles, on finally doing right by the Sensible One. He may yet grow into something more humble, and not have to be exiled.

Hopefully it bodes well for future behaviour of his waster son and his girlfriend Laura Gerard-Leigh. Or maybe we just had to mention the little tinker's beau because she brings us almost as much traffic as searches for Thyrin ATC, as well as the new! improved! resolutely ineffective! Thyrostart!.

You may have noticed that we have been rather silent on the subject of the Mets so far. That is deliberate.