Fauxbox Watch Parte Trois

Have you seen this man? Course you have, you read Gawker like the rest of us. Not a great deal of it need detain you, save this choice sentence:

"Like, Madonna has a boom box in her new video. I’ve been carrying around a boom box for four months. No, eleven"

Wanted to know who we could blame for this distressing fauxbox trend we've been hearing so much about? That would be this tit.