Elastic trickery

Yeah, take that Tereeza Heinz Kerry, you tot-poisoning harpy!. The Scunthorpe Telegraph, protector of the weak and cute, tells it like it is. A sharp-eyed mum prevents certain poisoning.

She said: "I always buy Heinz baby food when I go to Morrisons and I've bought that type loads of times because its McKenzie's favourite. I had put the contents of the tin in a bowl and into the microwave to warm it up and I thought at the time I could smell burning rubber.

So, she managed to narrow it down to tampering, or maybe the underground speedway next door.

And the Penny Dreadful slightly redeems itself with this effort, although it's still not hugely charitable.