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Fox News on London: "This is...a city on edge". Berk

CNN monkeyclown: "Did they reopen the subway too soon?"

Potted instant theory. We're dealing with a cricket-fan evil mastermind. It is, after all, the first day of the Ashes. The Oval, apart from being five minutes from where we were baptised, has little else in the way of schwerpunkts, apart from being near a cricket ground.