"If I Kneel, Will It Save Lives?"

Many important and substantive reviews to come, but first, news that the universe's most evol alien actually wants to be elected President. We're as suspecious of his motives as the next person - as if you need the power of the ballot box when you have death rays for eyes.

But, like Lex Luthor, we know where our priorities should lie. So, pre-emptively, and fearfully, we offer it on up:

Kneel Before President Zod!