A Plague On Both Your Houses

A neat way of summing up two minor obsessions from today. After Chuck Norris Facts, where this appears:

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Yeah, well in a blog-off between Fluxblog and Stereogum, the winner would be Banana Nutrament. He/she/it would achieve this by going "Look! Thurston Moore's record crate!", thus fatallly distracting them, and then swooping down on a Kratrock Karpet, f***ing up all their sh*t, leashing them like shitzus, and spanking them mercilessly with DFA's cowbells.

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