Ban This Sick Sofa Rage Now

Mass carnage descends upon a London IKEA, as reported in that renowned Fascist house organ the London Evening Standard, but via the Cutesome Wire.

Thousands of rampaging sofa fiends caused a riot at the opening of IKEA's largest ever store in England. Five hospitalised. They were lured there by promises of cheap furniture. As Cutesome notes, do we want these scenes repeated in tranquil Red Hook?



[Update: Kevin Drum is mystified as to why your Guardian hack would be so upset at the poor service at IKEA. Well Kevin, that's the upside to being a nation of shopkeepers. You know how it's done properly.]

[Extra update: Gawker completely steals our, and Cutesome's, sh*t.]