So after a post about the Atlantic Yards so maudlin that No Land Grab's Lumi could scarcely bring herself to summarise it, something a little lighter. Slate gives us the answer (Drumroll!) to why North Korean news releases sound so weird. best line:
"The U.S. imperialist robbers have stretched their crooked tentacle of crime-woven aggression with wild ambition"
In any case, you can read the whole thing here