Uncle Monty Would Approve

So, going into the the all-star game, the the Times goes with this soooooper-saucy headline about Mike Piazza's relationship with balls. Looks like it forgot about the sensitivity of the issue post-Belle & Sebastian kerfuffle. The sponge/stone conundrum (as Withnail & I's Uncle Monty would pose it) would seem to be settled.

And sorry to go all Portal of Evil on you for a moment, but Roger Clemens' wife's website is soooooper-demented.