The Conspiracy Unmasked

According to Bloomberg, Jim McGreevey "earned the Democratic nomination by defeating Lyndon Larouche supporter Elliot Greenspan in the June primary". Now that's just plain spooky. We guess he came back more powerfully than we possibly imagined....

Now that Jim's adland-friendly marriage has been revealed as a sham, Gringcorp is seriously considering relocating its biotech operations from New Jersey. It may be good enough for NRG Energy but not for us.