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And this, dears, is even more peculiar. Apparently someone dislikes Mick Jagger's new girlfriend enough to plant preposterous stories in the press about her Yoko-esque assault on the health and dress habits of Ron Wood and Keith Richards. Aside from the fact that the showbiz correspondents of the Mail et al need to cut down on the sauce sharpish, the whole scenario strikes us very humourous, on a par with the later parts of Spinal Tap. One needs hardly to vocalise the response of Keef "Cannot-Be-Destroyed-By-Conventional-Weapons" Richards to a smoking lecture.